wolfishsurvivalist: (Soul-shattering trauma)
Mika Whitepaws ([personal profile] wolfishsurvivalist) wrote2009-05-20 03:47 pm

✖ first trauma//post-partum - Video ✖

[The webcam turns on with a hiss of static just as there's a scream from one of the bedrooms and a girl in her mid-twenties bolts into the camera's pickup range.]

What the--! Where is this?! Chelsea? Taylor? This isn't funny! I said I wanted to study paranormal activity, not get locked into a creepy apartment! Where the hell's my phone?! Guys?

Guys?

Oh come on! [Hysteria? Yeah, she's got it.]

Voice, because she looks like shit right now kthnx

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[In a voice so monotoned and dull, you might mistake it for one of those "Hello. This place is about to self-destruct. Please escape." recordings. Because she just got woke up from this. :|] Welcome. This is a haunted apartment building.

In case of ghost, please use the red tape that should be somewhere in your room.

Video, someone is too busy panicking to care

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Haunted? Did you seriously just say haunted? Not that it doesn't look like it could be but--are you serious?

Red...red tape? [Pardon her as she starts looking frantically for it, then remembers seeing it in the bedroom. The really, really creepy bedroom. Ahhh~! She shudders just thinking about having to go back in there.]

Voice, poor baby~ <3

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
... [Resist urge to snark. Resist urge to snark. RESIST, DAMN IT.] Yes. Haunted. And before you say it, yes, haunted as in ghosts.

Red tape. You use it on the doors and windows, and apparently can just walk down the hall holding it out in front of you to ward them off. But that last part's just an educated guess.

Video, well someone has to be the resident paranoid mundane

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well what else would it be haunted with? Cakes? [If you won't snark, she will.]

...I have never heard of tape that repelled ghosts. You're not just yanking my tail, are you?

Voice, hey, she's paranoid too. In her own way.

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[... It's on now.] No. Bananas.

I'm not. It actually works rather well. As for why it works I wouldn't know. I just use it, and it gets results.

Video, they can sit in the paranoid corner together.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, watch out. There's bananas in the creepy rundown apartment. What'll they do, swallow my soul? [She snorts, her ears flattening against her hair.]

So...tape, huh? [She gets an almost strained expression, weighing the choices before she slowly starts to edge her way towards the bedroom again.] So uh...bored voice from the computer, where'd you learn about the tape trick? Or are you just the resident Exposition Fairy?

Voice, denied, paranoid bitch is also antisocial. :<

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, they'll dive under your feet at the last possible second and make you fall down the stairs. Obviously.

[...... Okay, now she sounds annoyed.] Excuse me? Fairy? So first someone asks me if I'm a demon, now this. I'm a human, thanks. And one of the many people stuck here, which you are now also a part of. As for where I learned it, I was told when I arrived, tested it, and found it to be true. Which I recommend you do, too, if you don't believe me.

Video, fine, she'll just sulk over here in her own corner... ;; ^ ;;

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, damn. I'll have to watch out for the evil bananas.

It was a figure of speech. Nevermind that. Wait, so are you saying nonhumans are here too? Aside from the ghosts? I'm working on that right now.

[Only she jumps to it when something starts rattling the door like it wants in.]

Voice, going back to not trusting any of you motherfuckers

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, they only come out at night.

... I've never heard it before. And... I don't know. If there are, I haven't met any. But if there are, you probably won't have to worry about them; just the ghosts.

[Pauses as she hears that.] ... Oh, look. It sounds like we have a volunteer. Just use it to tape the door up, and try not to waste it; you might not get any more if you run out.

Video, so you can laugh at her fumbling with her roll of tape

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
At night. Got it.

It wasn't an insult. Technically. I'll explain later when Casper isn't trying to break in. Oh God, how am I going to get out of here? Much less sleep if I can't?

Tape up the door? Like, along the edges? Why couldn't these sorts of things come with user manuals?

Voice, at least you have a drywall coach

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I never suggested it was, only that if it was an issue for you, it wouldn't need to be. [Karasu the creepybitch aside. But hopefully this kid's smart enough to steer clear of that gleeful nutcase.]

An "X" across it should work just as well, and it's easier to pick off later when it's gone.

Video, thank goodness for that

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Mika does not want to be anywhere near the door, but she rips off a couple lengths of tape and slaps them on in a hasty cross formation.]

I was just asking in case there were something like, I don't know, flesh eating zombies or random wendigos stomping around that people needed to watch out for or whatever. Oh man, what kind of mess did I get myself into this time..?

Voice

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that should do it. It'll go away in a second.

... Wendigos?

Video

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I appreciate the help.

Wendigos, big nasty things whose legends are native to North America. Apparently they're the cursed spirits of men who became cannibals. They're unbelievably fast, can mimic human voices, and are generally bad business.

Voice

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Don't mention it.

... Ah. Never heard of it, but I haven't dealt with anything like that lately. So there probably aren't any here yet.

Voice

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, be happy she's not the kind of person who'd take advantage of this for the lulz.] Also, if it helps, not all of the ghosts are violent, but that's only a rare few. One is a little boy who only follows you around, and maybe calls you "Nee-san" if he so pleases.

Video

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[That's a relief. Mika is unfortunately rather gullible] Nee-san? Huh, that's unusual. Well, it's nice to know that not everything's out to eat me.

Voice

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Nee-san. Sound familiar to you? [Don't mind her she's just fascinated by the prospect of other cultures. >>]

... What, so the rest of us don't count?

Video

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's Japanese, short for "big sister." [Don't mind her, she's kinda nerdy.]

You do, I just didn't know there was anybody else here until you said so.

Voice

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I see, so you have Japanese back in your world. Unless I'm wrong?

Oh, that reminds me. I'm Megu. You?

Re: Voice

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, we do. [Tailwags!] Wait, did you just say 'world'? Why do I feel like I've been sucked into a bad movie?

I'm Mika. Mika Whitepaws. Nice to meet you, Megu. Er, sort of. Minus the whole creepy apartments thing.

Re: Voice

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Blink. Tail?] Yeah, world. Long story, doesn't make a bit of difference here, so I'm not sharing it. All I can say is that we don't have Japanese where I'm from, as far as I know.

... Mika, then? Nice to meet you too.

Video

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, talk about asking questions and only ending up with more. This is so crazy.

Voice

[identity profile] longest-week.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
If you want to ask about different worlds, pick someone else. That's one thing I can't tell you much about.

But like I said, it's not really relevant to the circumstances.

Video

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think I've had enough weirdness to last for the rest of the day.

I don't think my brain could handle it as it is...

[[ Video ]]

[identity profile] bad-luck-stray.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Ears pricked, the boy leans forward, concerned...but faintly amused]

You aren't alone, calm down.

[[ Video ]]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
So I noticed. [She jerks her thumb over her shoulder at the door, which has thankfully stopped rattling.] Wish I could say I knew that just from people replying. This isn't how I planned on spending my day.

[She sucks on her candy a little, looking upset. Her ears fold flat against her hair then flick forward again.]

So what's up with this place? The last person just told me that the tape keeps the...whatever they are out. Aside from this being a really haunted apartment, I mean.

[Video]

[identity profile] sleepingtwin.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, another one with strange ears?]

Please calm down.

[Video]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Calm? Calm? How can anyone stay calm in a place like this? I know what happens in horror movies! I want out!

[Video] fuck I forgot about this skghlkfhlgkshdf

[identity profile] sleepingtwin.livejournal.com 2009-05-22 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's more dangerous if you run out. There are things even in the stairwells.

[Video] it's okay! I'm tagging after coming home from a convention all day. |D;;

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
...In the stairwells?

[Video]

[identity profile] sleepingtwin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
They're everywhere, I'm afraid.

[Video]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Everywhere? [It comes out as an unfortunate squeak.]

[Video]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
This must be a nightmare, that's the only proper explanation.

[Video]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
...Killing myself sounds like a wonderful option. But it sounds like it would hurt.

[Video]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
It...was a really bad joke. Mostly because I don't think I ever could.

I'll just...I have no idea. Cry myself into a coma out of pure terror somehow.

[Video]

[identity profile] sleepingtwin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
The roll of red tape is supposed to help keep some outside.

[Video]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't change the fact that I'm stuck sleeping in a haunted apartment.

...You just said 'some,' didn't you? You mean some of them can still get inside even with the tape?

[Video]

[identity profile] sleepingtwin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
There is still that woman under the bed, but she wont bother you if you don't look at her.

[Video]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wo-wo...wo...under the bed?! [Someone will not be sleeping much tonight, if that shriek was any indication.]

[Video] (asdhkhfgj, my fail, was gone all weekend. ;; 3 ;;)

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone keeps saying "calm down" but I don't see how that'll help! I'll still be stuck in a run-down apartment building full of malicious ghosts with no way of getting home and nothing to protect myself with but a roll of tape. Let's think about this for a moment, shall we?